Our little Don Juan

Gabe is quite the ladies' man.  All the little girls at school are quite enamored of him, from what I understand.  Well the other day at church, he was playing with C, who is a year or so younger than him.  She tried to open one of the heavy double doors and it closed on her fingers.  She was bawling, of course, but when she settled down Gabe told her "You gotta be careful with those doors.  That's why you should have let me help you.  I'm really strong for opening doors."  I about died laughing.  We are in so much trouble.