A Glossary of Gabeisms

OK, so we're really working on pronunciation, but for now, here's a guide, since I tend to write like Gabe actually talks.

Soosel- Cereal
Mickey Mouf- Mickey Mouse
Fix it or Can- Bob the Builder
Backpack- Dora or Diego
Bampa- Grandma or Grandpa; I guess when you have 9 grandparents, you just call them all the same thing.
Bwindon- Brandon, our neighbor
Charley- Our other neighbor, Lori's, dog and Gabe's BFF
Jack- Yet another neighbor's dog
Noose- Nose; either he wants you to smell something (the kids love Bath and Body Works) or give him a tissue; when actually referring to the body part, he says it correctly
Cookies- Any kind of dessert
Bink- Daddy's coin sorter
Weese- Race car
Teetee- TV
Moonie- Movie
DD- DVD or CD
Bwootus- Anything having anything to do with Ohio State; he also occasionally says "Guckeyes"
Moo- Moon
Cow- Any farm animal, though he occasionally corrects himself and says what it really is
Down- Could be down or up
Piece- Please
Apple- Any fruit he doesn't know the name of
Water- Could be water or milk
Woosie- Lucy (as in, I Love Lucy)  I've trained him well. ;-)
Manny- Handy Manny, a cartoon character, who happens to be on his favorite underwear
Werwear- Underwear, which he changes 5 times a day whether they need it or not
Baper- Diaper
Touchdown- A football, or anything that prompts cheers during a football game
Queen- Lightning McQueen from Cars
Bed- Bread or a bun
Burger- Any sandwich (shh, don't tell him I'm passing turkey sandwiches off as burgers)
Dopter- Helicopter
Wogas- Uncle Logan, my brother, or his cousin, Logan