If at first you don't succeed, fall, fall again.
Gabe's thought process as far as I can discern:
Ooh, a laundry hamper with only a few clothes in it. I will hand them to Mommy to put in the washer, so I can play in it. It makes a great hiding place. I'll hide here so Mommy forgets about me and doesn't make me take a nap. Uh oh. Here she comes. NOOOO, she's carrying me to my room. I must escape. Oh no! She caught me. Now I'm trapped.
Later...
Good the hamper's still here. I'll lay in it for a while.
Me: "Bye bye, Mommy."
Mommy: "Bye, Gabe."
Hmm, I bet if I bring my tricycle over and stand on it, I can climb in the hamper with it standing up.
Mommy: "This is not going to end well." (tips over)
Oh maaan, I fall down. Cue the waterworks. Oh wait, Mommy's not sympathetic. Guess I'll try again. (tips the other way) I'll try crying again.
Mommy: "Gabe, stop. It's not going to work. It's not safe."
Well maybe if I put it against the couch and climb in that way. Aha! Success!
Me: "Wocket, Mommy, wocket!" (climbs out, puts Brutus in) "Bwutus, wocket!" (climbs back in)
Mommy: "Is Brutus going into space with you? OK, but be careful."
Mommy scoots me over to get the cake pans out of the oven. Oh maan. I fall down again, and now I'm all tangled in the laptop cords and TV tray. I'm really crying now. Mommy even came to get me untangled. I give up. I'll go get in Mommy's way in the kitchen instead.
Ooh, a laundry hamper with only a few clothes in it. I will hand them to Mommy to put in the washer, so I can play in it. It makes a great hiding place. I'll hide here so Mommy forgets about me and doesn't make me take a nap. Uh oh. Here she comes. NOOOO, she's carrying me to my room. I must escape. Oh no! She caught me. Now I'm trapped.
Later...
Good the hamper's still here. I'll lay in it for a while.
Me: "Bye bye, Mommy."
Mommy: "Bye, Gabe."
Hmm, I bet if I bring my tricycle over and stand on it, I can climb in the hamper with it standing up.
Mommy: "This is not going to end well." (tips over)
Oh maaan, I fall down. Cue the waterworks. Oh wait, Mommy's not sympathetic. Guess I'll try again. (tips the other way) I'll try crying again.
Mommy: "Gabe, stop. It's not going to work. It's not safe."
Well maybe if I put it against the couch and climb in that way. Aha! Success!
Me: "Wocket, Mommy, wocket!" (climbs out, puts Brutus in) "Bwutus, wocket!" (climbs back in)
Mommy: "Is Brutus going into space with you? OK, but be careful."
Mommy scoots me over to get the cake pans out of the oven. Oh maan. I fall down again, and now I'm all tangled in the laptop cords and TV tray. I'm really crying now. Mommy even came to get me untangled. I give up. I'll go get in Mommy's way in the kitchen instead.
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